My CREATION STORY
2008-07-07
By Junho Paek
Once upon a time, even before your grandfathers were born, there was nothing, and when I say nothing, I mean absolutely nothing. Well, not exactly nothing, there was a guy named GOD who was just floating around in the black, mysterious, and never-ending space of darkness. GOD could not see anything, smell anything, taste anything, or hear anything. Every thing was still. He was unconsciously sleeping through decades and centuries and millenniums, until he finally traveled to somewhere in the darkness where there were dust, lots and lots of dust. Of course, GOD had been sleeping. So he didn’t notice all the dust that was flying into his nose every time he inhaled. Years and years later, all the thousands and millions and zillions of those dust particles clustered together and turned into earth. Our very own Mother Earth.
But over the years, the dust had created something other than that as well, a tiny worm. That worm’s name was Johan. He was the first living thing other than GOD. The tiny worm grew, feeding on dusts as they entered the nose, to a ridiculously huge, enormous, colossal, gargantuan worm until the worm was too small to fit in GOD’s nose any longer. So it came out of the nose, and GOD woke up. Now this is the part where the story will not be a very happy story. GOD, who thought he was superior and omnipotent, decided to punish the worm for waking him up from his long long long long long sleep. GOD sliced the worm, he smashed the worm, he cut the worm, he diced the worm and GOD did every thing to kill that worm. But the worm did not seem to die. It kept on living! So GOD turned the worm’s many pieces and bits and parts into human. The pieces were so small, the human made from them were one millionth the size of earth. Then GOD put them on earth, without making any water, plants or animals. Nothing existed on earth except them.
On the other hand, the worm had turned into a god. And unfortunately for GOD, he wasn’t really a god. So the worm, Johan, planned revenge. A very cunning revenge. It was to turn GOD into a lower level of life form and put him on earth. But first, feeling sympathetic, Johan gave humans fire, water, vegetation, and technology. But it was a while before these people on earth evolved, and only after the people knew how to write, knew how to build, and knew how to use wheels, the worm’s cunning plan would work. And about many thousand years ago, that plan was put into action. And the worm turned GOD into an animal we, as humans had domesticated. A dog. And that is the story. The story of creation of humans, and a dog.
2008-07-07
By Junho Paek
Once upon a time, even before your grandfathers were born, there was nothing, and when I say nothing, I mean absolutely nothing. Well, not exactly nothing, there was a guy named GOD who was just floating around in the black, mysterious, and never-ending space of darkness. GOD could not see anything, smell anything, taste anything, or hear anything. Every thing was still. He was unconsciously sleeping through decades and centuries and millenniums, until he finally traveled to somewhere in the darkness where there were dust, lots and lots of dust. Of course, GOD had been sleeping. So he didn’t notice all the dust that was flying into his nose every time he inhaled. Years and years later, all the thousands and millions and zillions of those dust particles clustered together and turned into earth. Our very own Mother Earth.
But over the years, the dust had created something other than that as well, a tiny worm. That worm’s name was Johan. He was the first living thing other than GOD. The tiny worm grew, feeding on dusts as they entered the nose, to a ridiculously huge, enormous, colossal, gargantuan worm until the worm was too small to fit in GOD’s nose any longer. So it came out of the nose, and GOD woke up. Now this is the part where the story will not be a very happy story. GOD, who thought he was superior and omnipotent, decided to punish the worm for waking him up from his long long long long long sleep. GOD sliced the worm, he smashed the worm, he cut the worm, he diced the worm and GOD did every thing to kill that worm. But the worm did not seem to die. It kept on living! So GOD turned the worm’s many pieces and bits and parts into human. The pieces were so small, the human made from them were one millionth the size of earth. Then GOD put them on earth, without making any water, plants or animals. Nothing existed on earth except them.
On the other hand, the worm had turned into a god. And unfortunately for GOD, he wasn’t really a god. So the worm, Johan, planned revenge. A very cunning revenge. It was to turn GOD into a lower level of life form and put him on earth. But first, feeling sympathetic, Johan gave humans fire, water, vegetation, and technology. But it was a while before these people on earth evolved, and only after the people knew how to write, knew how to build, and knew how to use wheels, the worm’s cunning plan would work. And about many thousand years ago, that plan was put into action. And the worm turned GOD into an animal we, as humans had domesticated. A dog. And that is the story. The story of creation of humans, and a dog.